big daddy drew: taking it easy
big daddy drew: and you
big daddy drew: ?
lady friend: I smell bengay
big daddy drew: ok, cool
wouldn’t it be cool if ur penis could yell cock-a-doodle-doo– Russian Law School Friend
She was crying on the phone when I told her we got her a $200 refund.– Clinic prof telling us about a conversation he had with a client.
The Tax Haven That's Saving Google Billions - Evil...
An interesting discussion highlighted by Andrew Sullivan on his blog The Daily Dish: Tim Fernholz says Google is betraying its “don’t be evil” motto by minimizing its tax bill: It’s one thing to take advantage of legitimate tax law, but exploiting these loopholes for the sole purpose of paying less tax violates the spirit of the law, if not the letter. That would be...
During Evidence Pt. 3
thai chick: suck = u suck balls
thai chick: hairy, sweaty balls
chinese national roommate: is that how [professor's] are?
thai chick: no, he's clean-shaven
chinese national roommate: and all this coming from girl who offered all of fb a mustache ride
thai chick: yup
thai friend from law school: i dont mind flashing the prof for a good grade
Working at a Thai Restaurant in Coney Island
Customer: (w/ russian accent) this food is terrible.
Midtown Law Firm
Partner: Are you Korean or Chinese?
Partner: I fought in the Korean War, I'm the reason you're here.
Me: Thank you for your sacrifice, sir.
Me: i only ask cause i know how unethical you are
Roommate: [because i'm] chinese and all
A friend of mine goes to Brown and she has a...